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    #11
    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    I scuttled off? Was talking to my dad on the phone.

    Come ahead fatboy, I'll fit you in between the next glass of wine and the curry.
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    I don't swing that way old son.
    Cliphead. Suity only lets his wife tax him up the ass.

    Suity. Cliphead only takes your wife up the ass.

    Hope we've cleared that up.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #12
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Cliphead. Suity only lets his wife tax him up the ass.

      Suity. Cliphead only takes your wife up the ass.

      Hope we've cleared that up.
      It's quite exclusive really. We've all had a go on your missus though.
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #13
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        It's quite exclusive really. We've all had a go on your missus though.
        And at £50 a pop, that's why I have a bigger house than you. :-)

        If I could just work out what Dimprawn's wife is charging?
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #14
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          It's quite exclusive really. We've all had a go on your missus though.
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          And at £50 a pop, that's why I have a bigger house than you. :-)

          If I could just work out what Dimprawn's wife is charging?
          Now I'm getting cheered up

          Or maybe it's the wine
          Me, me, me...

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            #15
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            And at £50 a pop, that's why I have a bigger house than you. :-)

            If I could just work out what Dimprawn's wife is charging?
            Give me 5, just on the phone to ClipHead's Dad. Apparently ClipHead was on the phone to him in tears as someone called suity was bullying him on a forum
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #16
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              Give me 5, just on the phone to ClipHead's Dad. Apparently ClipHead was on the phone to him in tears as someone called suity was bullying him on a forum
              Who's writing your script, Lewis Carroll?
              Me, me, me...

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                #17
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                Give me 5, just on the phone to ClipHead's Dad. Apparently ClipHead was on the phone to him in tears as someone called suity was bullying him on a forum
                You phoned San Francisco? I hope you reversed the charges.



                Actually Clipheads dad has got my hat!!!!
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
                  Now I'm getting cheered up

                  Or maybe it's the wine
                  It's the wine
                  +50 Xeno Geek Points
                  Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                  As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                  Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                  CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
                    Who's writing your script, Lewis Carroll?
                    SY03 is helping him.

                    I thought the spelling had improved.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                      SY03 is helping him.

                      I thought the spelling had improved.
                      Busted
                      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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