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It's quite exclusive really. We've all had a go on your missus though.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostCliphead. Suity only lets his wife tax him up the ass.
Suity. Cliphead only takes your wife up the ass.
Hope we've cleared that up.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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And at £50 a pop, that's why I have a bigger house than you. :-)Originally posted by suityou01 View PostIt's quite exclusive really. We've all had a go on your missus though.
If I could just work out what Dimprawn's wife is charging?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostIt's quite exclusive really. We've all had a go on your missus though.
Now I'm getting cheered upOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostAnd at £50 a pop, that's why I have a bigger house than you. :-)
If I could just work out what Dimprawn's wife is charging?
Or maybe it's the wine
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Give me 5, just on the phone to ClipHead's Dad. Apparently ClipHead was on the phone to him in tears as someone called suity was bullying him on a forumOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostAnd at £50 a pop, that's why I have a bigger house than you. :-)
If I could just work out what Dimprawn's wife is charging?
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Who's writing your script, Lewis Carroll?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostGive me 5, just on the phone to ClipHead's Dad. Apparently ClipHead was on the phone to him in tears as someone called suity was bullying him on a forum
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You phoned San Francisco? I hope you reversed the charges.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostGive me 5, just on the phone to ClipHead's Dad. Apparently ClipHead was on the phone to him in tears as someone called suity was bullying him on a forum

Actually Clipheads dad has got my hat!!!!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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It's the wineOriginally posted by Cliphead View PostNow I'm getting cheered up
Or maybe it's the wine
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SY03 is helping him.Originally posted by Cliphead View PostWho's writing your script, Lewis Carroll?
I thought the spelling had improved.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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BustedOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostSY03 is helping him.
I thought the spelling had improved.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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