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The official 'Christine Bleakley ...... would ya?' thread

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    #11
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    You see the assumption in this kind of thread is perhaps that we all have distinctly average looking wives or gfs, and would therefore be somehow excited by the prospect of ´giving one´ to the adequate but not exceptional Ms Bleakley. Some of us have a wife or girlfriend that we find very attractive indeed, and some of us are accustomed to hearing remarks like ‘your bird’s pretty fit’ on a regular basis.

    Here's why a thread with pictures of Ms Bellucci can attract some attention; Ms Bellucci climbs above any category of ‘would you’ or ‘how many pints’ and arguably exceeds even the status of ‘of course because I am not gay’. She is quite simply a stunning human being, and I can only presume that any male, even a gay male, who wouldn´t do it with Ms Bellucci is a male of another species.

    Just to illustrate my point, because a picture can be so much more effective than words, here´s Monica;

    I'm not sure you've made your point adequately, eloquent as your post was I feel we need additional data to be able to clarify the position.

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      #12
      Post more bellucci!!!
      Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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        #13
        Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
        Post more bellucci!!!
        Errr, my 'boss' just walked past ..... perhaps not.

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          #14
          Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
          I'm not sure you've made your point adequately, eloquent as your post was I feel we need additional data to be able to clarify the position.
          Looking slightly gothic in this one. Works for me.

          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #15
            Christine Bleakley - no way

            Monica, yes I would too.
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              #16
              Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
              Looking slightly gothic in this one. Works for me.

              Yep, we're getting there.

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                #17
                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                Monica, yes I would too.
                You might need to wash the curtains when you get home.
                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  #18
                  We can't have a Christine Bleakley thread with no pics (although she doesn't stack up so well against Monica...).

                  BIGGER!

                  Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                    You might need to wash the curtains when you get home.

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                      #20
                      Neither Christine nor Monica really float my boat. Prefer natural blondes, blue eyes and long legs. Luckily I've managed to marry two of them. Second one would definitely hold a place in the Rod stewart catalogue.
                      But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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