The official 'Christine Bleakley ...... would ya?' thread

[ItsQuickerAntiClockwise]

Well, would ya?

If its good enough for Frank .....

[Mich the Tester]

I wouldn't leave Monica Bellucci for her. Or Lady Tester for that matter.

[Xenophon]

Well, would ya?

In a heartbeat.

That's the decision, not the act.

[FiveTimes]

I'd knock one in her

[SupremeSpod]

Nope, wouldn't even lend her one.

[Xenophon]

I'd knock one in her

...and who said women are just sex objects...

[Xenophon]

Nope, wouldn't even lend her one.

Is this you finally coming out of the closet?

[SupremeSpod]

Is this you finally coming out of the closet?

I'm really flattered but I just don't swing that way baby!

[Xenophon]

I'm really flattered but I just don't swing that way baby!

This is the second time I've been blown out on here in 2 days.

[Mich the Tester]

You see the assumption in this kind of thread is perhaps that we all have distinctly average looking wives or gfs, and would therefore be somehow excited by the prospect of ´giving one´ to the adequate but not exceptional Ms Bleakley. Some of us have a wife or girlfriend that we find very attractive indeed, and some of us are accustomed to hearing remarks like ‘your bird’s pretty fit’ on a regular basis.

Here's why a thread with pictures of Ms Bellucci can attract some attention; Ms Bellucci climbs above any category of ‘would you’ or ‘how many pints’ and arguably exceeds even the status of ‘of course because I am not gay’. She is quite simply a stunning human being, and I can only presume that any male, even a gay male, who wouldn´t do it with Ms Bellucci is a male of another species.

Just to illustrate my point, because a picture can be so much more effective than words, here´s Monica;