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Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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I suppose there's only so many times you can photo your knob and post it online before you get bored.Originally posted by Xenophon View PostThat is where I spend far too much time.
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What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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(1) I suppose so, although I'm yet to reach the limit.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI suppose there's only so many times you can photo your knob and post it online before you get bored.
(2) If I had any more rep points to give out today, you'd get some.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Haven't had a giggle at this for a while.Originally posted by chef View Post
F.k. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
+5 Xeno Cool PointsComment
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"you must spread some reputation around before giving it to xenophon again"
The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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"Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night."Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostHaven't had a giggle at this for a while.
F.k. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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Love you, man.Originally posted by chef View Post"you must spread some reputation around before giving it to xenophon again"


Hit me up tomorrow!Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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