Answer these questions to find out if you are a tedious dullard!

[shaunbhoy]

This really is infallible......

1. Have you posted in excess of 18K pieces of tiresome nonsense on CUK?
2. Does your moniker end in a 'U'?
3. Do you have delusions of adequacy?
4. Do you have a collection of virtual cars/motorbikes?
5. Are you constantly banging on about how important your job is whilst secretly struggling to hold down a minor desktop support position?
6. Have you swallowed the old AGW con-trick Hook, Line, and Sinker?
7. Do you imagine anyone takes you seriously?
8. Do you still have mental scarring from the constant ridicule you were subjected to at School?
9. Will you ever realise that living in Wandsworth, or some other equally cheesy Borough in London, does not make you privileged?
10. Have you ever been "headhunted" by a Firm of Janitors?

If you can answer "Yes" to more than 3 of those then you are obviously a closet queen with social integration issues.

HTH

[Churchill]

This really is infallible......

1. Have you posted in excess of 18K pieces of tiresome nonsense on CUK?
2. Does your moniker end in a 'U'?
3. Do you have delusions of adequacy?
4. Do you have a collection of virtual cars/motorbikes?
5. Are you constantly banging on about how important your job is whilst secretly struggling to hold down a minor desktop support position?
6. Have you swallowed the old AGW con-trick Hook, Line, and Sinker?
7. Do you imagine anyone takes you seriously?
8. Do you still have mental scarring from the constant ridicule you were subjected to at School?
9. Will you ever realise that living in Wandsworth, or some other equally cheesy Borough in London, does not make you privileged?
10. Have you ever been "headhunted" by a Firm of Janitors?

If you can answer "Yes" to more than 3 of those then you are obviously a closet queen with social integration issues.

HTH

You love him, don't you?

[sasguru]

This really is infallible......

1. Have you posted in excess of 18K pieces of tiresome nonsense on CUK?
No. Quality posts only.
2. Does your moniker end in a 'U'?
Yes.
3. Do you have delusions of adequacy?
No. No delusions of adequacy. Evidence of first-rateness.
4. Do you have a collection of virtual cars/motorbikes?
No, real ones.
5. Are you constantly banging on about how important your job is whilst secretly struggling to hold down a minor desktop support position?
No.
6. Have you swallowed the old AGW con-trick Hook, Line, and Sinker?
No.
7. Do you imagine anyone takes you seriously?
No.
8. Do you still have mental scarring from the constant ridicule you were subjected to at School?
No.
9. Will you ever realise that living in Wandsworth, or some other equally cheesy Borough in London, does not make you privileged?
Yes.
10. Have you ever been "headhunted" by a Firm of Janitors?
No.

If you can answer "Yes" to more than 3 of those then you are obviously a closet queen with social integration issues.

HTH

Only 2 yeses.
Phew. I was so scared I might be a closet queen with social integration issues.

[shaunbhoy]

You love him, don't you?

Can't help it!

[shaunbhoy]

Only 2 yeses.
Phew. I was so scared I might be a closet queen with social integration issues.

Just "redacted" your answers and guess what?........................a perfect 10!!!
Way to go sg....................or should I say Queenie???