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Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostNo, I will not give you a kiss.



well hash shum o dish Arma.. Arma... branny.... ish niish...
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Second thoughts, I haven't had a drink for a long while - why break my abstinence!Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Awwwww ssshpoil sssshport! I'm gunna sulk now.........Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostSecond thoughts, I haven't had a drink for a long while - why break my abstinence!
Well actually I am going to bed cos its 11pm here and I (unlike you lot) am getting up for work at 7am..........
Night all.... have a great weekend
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Ah! MF waits for Drewster to have a drug induced Kylie Minogue fairy trip. Gets camcorder and waits to make £250.Originally posted by realityhack View PostHmm.
Here Drewster - try some of this.
<hands over a bottle of Absinthe, with a straw>What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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No, that stuff is bad times! I was bullied into doing it once, with all the holding-it-in-your-mouth palava. A few minutes after it was swallowed, I vommed on a mans leg. I am a wimp basically.Originally posted by realityhack View PostHmm.
Here Drewster - try some of this.
<hands over a bottle of Absinthe, with a straw>Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Ooooooooo perha' I cn ssshtay up a li'll lonn'er....Originally posted by realityhack View PostHmm.
Here Drewster - try some of this.
<hands over a bottle of Absinthe, with a straw>
Fansh RHssssh..... Issssh thish the one tha' tashts like Anisheeeed?Comment
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If we completely miss out all of the posts before this one MP and take it out of context. This conversation has some promise.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostNo, that stuff is bad times! I was bullied into doing it once, with all the holding-it-in-your-mouth palava. A few minutes after it was swallowed, I vommed on a mans leg. I am a wimp basically.
Do tell more.....
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<Drewster fumbles a bit but eventually gets straw in to bottle top>
<Takes deep breath and>
<Ssssssssshhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrppppppppp>
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Thassssss nissssshhhhh I fin I li' tha.... jush feelin' a lirrle lirrle..... errrrrrrrrrr whush tha' wasssssh appnin' I fin' I.... I fin' I'wl jusssh sstulip dow' for a lirrle bi'...... don' non'a u lot do anyfin' w'ile I a' a lirrle nap......Comment
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