Do Northerners resent us southern folk having a better quality of life

[AngelOfTheNorth]

* More money
* More normal accents
* Beaches you can actually swim in without your testicles shrinking to the size of the 'whip' on the Walnut Whip.
* Less 'riff-raff'

[Churchill]

* More money
* More normal accents
* Beaches you can actually swim in without your testicles shrinking to the size of the 'whip' on the Walnut Whip.
* Less 'riff-raff'

Ok, firstly, which accent are you talking about when you say "normal"?

Secondly, who the f**k would want to swim in UK waters anyway? I'll save it for foreign climes.

Lastly, you're kidding, right?

[sasguru]

Course they do, not that they'll admit it.
Anyway most of them don't know how to live in civilisation, they've only just got indoor toilets after all.

[MarillionFan]

* More money
* More normal accents
* Beaches you can actually swim in without your testicles shrinking to the size of the 'whip' on the Walnut Whip.
* Less 'riff-raff'

I predict a Ban. I predict a Ban!!

[stek]

Nope, not at all.

Churchill - Swindon.

Seconded, went to Brentford last week, never again, 40 minutes to get on the M4 on the way back....

M25? Motorway? More like Motorwait....

stek - Leeds

[stek]

Course they do, not that they'll admit it.
Anyway most of them don't know how to live in civilisation, they've only just got indoor toilets after all.

A toilet inside the house? Bit unhygienic isn't it?

[AngelOfTheNorth]

Seconded, went to Brentford last week, never again, 40 minutes to get on the M4 on the way back....

M25? Motorway? More like Motorwait....

stek - Leeds

Your fault for working at Sky then .........

[AngelOfTheNorth]

Ok, firstly, which accent are you talking about when you say "normal"?

Secondly, who the f**k would want to swim in UK waters anyway? I'll save it for foreign climes.

Lastly, you're kidding, right?

1) Home Counties

2) Bournemouth is lovely in Summer, as is Devon.

3) Nope, look at them with their hoodies and their 'way aye mans' ..... waste of space, the lot of them.

[Churchill]

A toilet inside the house? Bit unhygienic isn't it?

Exactly, I prefer to feel the wind beneath my beneath!

[stek]

Your fault for working at Sky then .........

Was Afga actually.