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What's in the fridge...

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    What's in the fridge...

    ...when its empty.

    So, following on from the Quorn thread (the new Soylent Green some may say), what would you do if stranded on the top of a mountain, ala Alive, and there was no food left in the pantry?
    9
    Eat anything (and anyone) which has a passing resemblence to a nice piece of steak
    33.33%
    3
    Eat only the the survivors I thought were permies (the old lifeboat scenario)
    11.11%
    1
    Only eat those who asked me to (the altruistic scenario)
    11.11%
    1
    Just take the odd bite or two when everyones sleeping and blame it on a rat
    11.11%
    1
    nibble or two on my parts (those I haven't used for a while)
    0.00%
    0
    I'm a vegetarian but the odd buttock sandwich is not against my principles
    22.22%
    2
    Start with a nice cup of boiled sole of shoe and see how it goes
    0.00%
    0
    Hold out, the rescue team must surely know where we are
    11.11%
    1
    I couldn't eat anyone I'm a veggie-humanarian
    0.00%
    0
    We're doomed I tell ya, best thing we can do is throw ourselves of the mountain
    0.00%
    0

    #2
    Eat my girlfriend.

    After that, i would ponder how we were going to find food....
    Vieze Oude Man

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