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Even though you earn it buy spending £600 on petrol you can't use the voucher in the petrol station you know.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostWhat, and only 6 posts away from your 1k too?
Nah............you'll be back! To claim your Morrisons voucher if nothing else!

Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Depends if you're on the mates list or not - if you are, you're untouchable and can say what you like.Originally posted by Tingles View Postthought Id get banned b4 my thousand
If you're not, then you are in trouble.Comment
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nearly thereOriginally posted by Tingles View Posta little bit furtherKnock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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This is where ferret's exquisite moderation skill would kick in ... a ban at 999 posts.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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One last thing Suityou. Set a place for you in the safe zone for when you get offended and flounce, you lipstick wearing felch monkey.
Good night.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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right, now you can far coughOriginally posted by Tingles View Postdun it...
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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