I've been on here a week and I'm too scared to be a part of the gang

[cojak]

Do we have a potted history of CUK post?

Or should dedicated wannabees be expected to read the last 3 years posts?

(I might be in the wrong thread here...)

[wingnut]

I need a lie down now

[wingnut]

Do we have a potted history of CUK post?

Or should dedicated wannabees be expected to read the last 3 years posts?

(I might be in the wrong thread here...)

It would like peering into the time vortex I suspect.

[HairyArsedBloke]

Wingnut, have you ever been in a Turkish prison.

[wingnut]

wo how did we end up here? Must have been the time vortex.

[Bunk]

A bit of background as a part of your integration into the CUK community of loons. The legendary ‘Cyberman’, sometimes referred to as ‘Cybertwunt’, ‘Cyberdickhead’, ‘Cybertwat’, 'Cybertory' etc, was a racist pillock who used to post here until he was banned. He made the legendary chutney spoon post.

http://www.chutneyspoon.co.uk/

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...tml#post898629

Speaking of which, where is Chutney Spoon these days? Has his owner forgotten the password?

[chef]

just curious, how old are you wingnut?

[TheFaQQer]

If you fancy somthing visual, thats not too abysmal, we could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.

I was going to say that.