Packing me minger off now...

[OwlHoot]

... I think he was trying to make a pun.

Yeah, so strained I only noticed later quite by chance

[minestrone]

We are actually going away for the weekend.

1 star B&B, treat them mean, keep them keen.

[suityou01]

We are actually going away for the weekend.

1 star B&B, treat them mean, keep them keen.

sorry about this but could the owner of Bob please post the following

"my sides are splitting"

would rather make my day

[Menelaus]

We are actually going away for the weekend.

1 star B&B, treat them mean, keep them keen.

Taking her to Ardrossan then?

[Churchill]

Taking her to Ardrossan then?

I went the wrong way round the island on approach to the harbour from Largs...

Good job I was on the plane

[Menelaus]

I went the wrong way round the island on approach to the harbour from Largs...

Good job I was on the plane

indeed!

it's a lovely view over to Arran from the beach along the Largs road mind.

[minestrone]

Was going to go to Cameron House but that seems to be full. I was wanting to run the length of the loch on the saturday morning then head straight to the pub but that seems to be off now.

Girly is not intersted in going down to Arran (where I used to live).

I think she is holding out for Gleneagles.

[Churchill]

indeed!

it's a lovely view over to Arran from the beach along the Largs road mind.

It most certainly is, watch out for the hippies in the VW campers by the side of the road...

[Menelaus]

Was going to go to Cameron House but that seems to be full. I was wanting to run the length of the loch on the saturday morning then head straight to the pub but that seems to be off now.

Girly is not intersted in going down to Arran (where I used to live).

I think she is holding out for Gleneagles.

Take her to Arrochar or - even better - up to the Clachaig in Glencoe.

Gleneagles? Arse!

[suityou01]

Was going to go to Cameron House but that seems to be full. I was wanting to run the length of the loch on the saturday morning then head straight to the pub but that seems to be off now.

Girly is not intersted in going down to Arran (where I used to live).

I think she is holding out for Gleneagles.

you're a real man talking about her like this you know. Hats off.