How to become Dim Prawn?

[Clippy]

Any tips?

[DimPrawn]

Start by being a handsome, genius with the body of an athlete and then work hard on improving yourself.

HTH

[Mich the Tester]

Start by being a handsome, genius with the body of an athlete and then move to a flat above a kebab shop in Swindon, shag some crack whores, stuff your face with popcorn, put a pair of gold initials and an ‘M’ sticker on your mkII BMW 316 and tell everyone you’re a millionaire.

HTH

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