Patient: Doctor Doctor, I've got a mince pie stuck up my bum.
Doctor: I've got some cream for that!!!
Doctor: I've got some cream for that!!!
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Dr Watson 'Sherlock Holmes, I afraid that you have a meringue stuck up your @rse. How did that happen ?'
'Lemon entry Dr Watson. Lemon entry'
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There's these two parrots sitting on a perch. The one turns to the other and says, "can you smell fish?"
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Q: Why are pirates called pirates?
A: They just argggghhhh...Comment
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