Capello has just phoned Wayne Bridge up and said ”i’ve just spoken to john terry he’s lost the captain armband do me a favour and have a good look under your bed for me"
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John Terry Humour...
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I refer the honourable member to a posting I made some days ago...
http://forums.contractoruk.com/1061642-post5.html"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Ashley Cole was caught doing 104mph in a 50mph zone. When questioned by police as to why he was speeding he said, "l've just heard John Terry is parked outside my house."
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Waynes Away Get Shagging
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Also been on sickipedia today“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Yep, referred !Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostI refer the honourable member to a posting I made some days ago...
http://forums.contractoruk.com/1061642-post5.html______________________
Don't get mad...get even...Comment
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Originally posted by kaiser78 View PostCapello has just phoned Wayne Bridge up and said ”i’ve just spoken to john terry he’s lost the captain armband do me a favour and have a good look under your bed for me"
Now thats what I call quality English humour!
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What have Wayne's ex-missus and the 2008 Champions League final goalpost got in common? They've both been banged by Terry.Comment
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The England team have voted for Terry to keep his place in the World Cup squad. With the ban on WAGs travelling to South Africa, no one wants him left behind.Comment
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Chelsea, where ever you may be, never leave your wife with John Terry, he can not shoot, he cannot pass, but he will take your mrs up the ar5e!Comment
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Bridge refuses to play for England while John Terry's captain...let's hope he starts cheating with Heskey's missus too.Comment
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