Three men were sat in a sauna, naked as the day they were born; American, Japanese and Irish.
After a few minutes of silence, they heard a beeping noise. The American touches his arm and said "Sorry guys, this is my pager. I have a microchip under my skin."
Next, there was the sound of a phone ringing. The Japanese man lifts his palm to his ear. When he's finished talking to it, he explains "I have a microchip in my hand which enables me to make calls."
The Irishman was feeling very inferior at this stage. He leaves the sauna to go to the toilet. When he comes back there is toilet paper hanging from between his a*se cheeks. "Oh look at that," he says, "I'm getting a fax!"
After a few minutes of silence, they heard a beeping noise. The American touches his arm and said "Sorry guys, this is my pager. I have a microchip under my skin."
Next, there was the sound of a phone ringing. The Japanese man lifts his palm to his ear. When he's finished talking to it, he explains "I have a microchip in my hand which enables me to make calls."
The Irishman was feeling very inferior at this stage. He leaves the sauna to go to the toilet. When he comes back there is toilet paper hanging from between his a*se cheeks. "Oh look at that," he says, "I'm getting a fax!"