I'm pretty much being paid to post drivel here ...

**Mich the Tester** · 17 November 2009, 15:17

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It got so cold it froze up and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As it lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the little bird singing, and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out-and then ate him. The morals of the story are: 1. Not everyone who drops tulip on you is your enemy. 2. Not everyone who gets you out of tulip is your friend. 3. When you're in deep tulip and happy, keep your mouth shut!

**Jeebo72** · 17 November 2009, 15:21

I'm not being paid enough to read other people's drivel tho' ...

**Mich the Tester** · 17 November 2009, 15:22

Originally posted by Jeebo72 View Post

I'm not being paid enough to read other people's drivel tho' ...

You did though didn't you.

**Jeebo72** · 17 November 2009, 15:28

Yes, before I want to call something drivel, I want to at least read it! ;-)

I'm pretty much being paid to post drivel here ...