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    Beer Pressure

    So it's my birthday today, and I'm working from home again with nothing to do.

    I'm already feeling the "Beer Pressure" to take me to the pub at lunchtime for a few celebratory pints. Can't go this evening because GF Platypus is taking me out for dinner.

    Should I cave in to Beer Pressure? Baaaa

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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    Should I cave in to Beer Pressure? Baaaa
    I can't believe nobody replied.

    For future use:
    Certificate of Birthday Permissionment

    The bearer of this certificate is entitled, upon the anniversary of their birth, to consume any form of alcoholic beverage, in any quantity they see fit, in any order as they fancy, regardless of heed or consequence, by Order of the Forum.


    Signed this birthday
    A Random ContractorUK Representative

    I am fairly sure the above will be legally binding on ClientCo and recognised by most good boozers.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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