A fortyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says "I don't care. I just came from the doctor and he says I have the breasts of an 18 year old."
The husband said, "What did he say about your 41-year-old arse?"
"Your name never came up," she replied
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says "I don't care. I just came from the doctor and he says I have the breasts of an 18 year old."
The husband said, "What did he say about your 41-year-old arse?"
"Your name never came up," she replied