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Fortysomething

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    Fortysomething

    A fortyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"
    The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says "I don't care. I just came from the doctor and he says I have the breasts of an 18 year old."

    The husband said, "What did he say about your 41-year-old arse?"


    "Your name never came up," she replied

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