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Sponsor me in my quest ChasingTheArena

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    Sponsor me in my quest ChasingTheArena

    Hi

    As I am 37, and this maybe my last chance I have decided to Chase The Arena.

    The Plan:

    To go and see every band that play at Midlands Arenas in the next 3 years.
    To brave temperatures which are moderately above body temperature
    To drink beer and sometimes use gas lighters to emphasize the emotions in Rock Power ballads

    Obviously I have been in training, I have been practising on guitar hero and Rock Star and singing whilst in the shower. All at my own expense.

    Now I need your help, tickets cost money, and I would rather not pay for them, so if you have a low IQ or are mentally unstable, how about you send me some of your money to fund my ambitions

    Many thanks

    Evil Knevil
    Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

    Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

    #2
    Give me your money or I will go Geldolf
    Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

    Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

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      #3
      You'll need special clothing as well.
      +50 Xeno Geek Points
      Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

      Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

      CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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        #4
        Originally posted by BlackenedBiker View Post
        Give me your money or I will go Geldolf
        If that means fighting the family courts then Im all in favour.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Zippy View Post
          You'll need special clothing as well.
          I will: ripped jeans with a beer mat, stiched to their arse and a sleeveless Iron Maiden tee-shirt that fitted me in 1989, all topped off with some Reebok basketball boots

          SORTED

          Can I put you down for a ticket.

          I would invite you but neither of my wives would be happy
          Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

          Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

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            #6
            Originally posted by BlackenedBiker View Post
            I will: ripped jeans with a beer mat, stiched to their arse and a sleeveless Iron Maiden tee-shirt that fitted me in 1989, all topped off with some Reebok basketball boots

            SORTED

            Can I put you down for a ticket.

            I would invite you but neither of my wives would be happy
            Nonsense! This is the 21st century - tell them I'm your shrink.
            +50 Xeno Geek Points
            Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
            As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

            Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

            CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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              #7
              Originally posted by Zippy View Post
              Nonsense! This is the 21st century - tell them I'm your shrink.
              Then I think that I would be annoying my Shrinks, who incidentally I am hoping will become my next wives, we spend so much time together anyway....
              Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

              Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

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