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    Batman Joke

    Batman and Robin are camping in the desert, set up their tent and are
    asleep. Some hours later, Batman wakes his faithful friend.

    "Robin, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
    Robin replies, " I see millions of stars."

    "What does that tell you?" asks Batman.

    Robin ponders for a minute.

    "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of
    galaxies and potentially billions of planets.


    Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

    Chronologically, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

    Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small
    and insignificant.


    Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.


    What does it tell you, Batman?"


    Batman is silent for a moment, then speaks:




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    " Robin, you fu*king idiot, someone has stolen our tent."

    #2
    Good.

    Every time I've heard that before it was Holmes and Watson.

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      #3
      The answer to the question is cock robin.

      What is the question?

      Answers to the "delete this thread" thread please.
      I am not qualified to give the above advice!

      The original point and click interface by
      Smith and Wesson.

      Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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