By Jibbering ****

[Menelaus]

... do I feel old, or what?

I'm suffering from sciatica. I stretched myself into an extremely odd shape and trapped a nerve (sciatic nerve ... clue's in the question) in my arse muscle.

Ouch.

Am I getting old, or what? I mean, FFS. I'm not 40 yet!

[BrilloPad]

... do I feel old, or what?

I'm suffering from sciatica. I stretched myself into an extremely odd shape and trapped a nerve (sciatic nerve ... clue's in the question) in my arse muscle.

Ouch.

Am I getting old, or what? I mean, FFS. I'm not 40 yet!

Sorry to hear that. Back pain can make you feel very old. What does the doctor say?

[Zippy]

I'm impressed. Where are the smutty comments about how said injury was incurred?
Hope you feel better soon.

[RichardCranium]

stretched into an extremely odd shape and trapped a nerve in my arse muscle.

Where are the smutty comments about how said injury was incurred?

Are they needed?

Too large a chutney spoon, obviously.

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[Zippy]

I did that during a potnoodle once... could scarcely walk afterwards...

Most embarassing.

I'm dying to ask how but I suspect the answer wouldn't get past the mods.