The ducks in the bathroom are not mine

[voodooflux]

http://www.27bslash6.com/strata.html (probably SFW, aside from an image of a young lady "giving the bird")

[BrilloPad]

http://www.27bslash6.com/strata.html (probably SFW, aside from an image of a young lady "giving the bird")

I suppose very few Australians understand the meaning of sarcasm.....

[HairyArsedBloke]

Strata Managers – gotta luv ‘em.

I had a conversation like that when we were abroad several years ago. Ex-mrs HAB had gone into our strata manager offices to tell them that we were returning to England for an extended holiday (6 weeks). I got an e-mail from the manager (a rabid church lady) asking for precise dates and what arrangements I had made for bills, security, etc. I’d had a liquid lunch as replied that everything was going to be OK because I had arranged for some eastern European girls to condo sit for us. I added, “Don’t tell the mrs because she is convinced they are prostitutes and they want to establish a brothel” All hell broke loose. I went out without my cell so I could not reply to her e-mails or take her calls. She ended up tracking down my mrs and she went ballistic too. I got so much stick when I got back to the office.

Ex-mrs HAB thought it was hilarious in the end so I got away with it. However, I’d wish I had seen the bit when she got accosted in her place of work, by this woman in a manic state ranting on about the Lord Jesus and that Satan was coming to town.

The strata manager never spoke to me again; she’d only deal with the mrs. She was so happy when we sold the place the following year.