Ok peeps I'm off for lunch, might be back later
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Originally posted by El_Diablo View PostOk peeps I'm off for lunch, might be back laterBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by Bear View Post
Is that 'cos there really is 2 fantastic blokes out there ansd they're both taken?
I may be fat but calling me two people it a little harsh! Plus I'm not taken, I'm still fantastic though
Originally posted by cailin maith View PostRight, well then - I might aswell lock myself in my flat with a load of alsatians - Bridget Jones style!!
"If your not married by the age of 40 I'll marry you, either that or buy you lots of cats."
After a brief pause...
"Have you thought of any names for the first batch?"
That went down like a lead ballon.
Originally posted by cailin maith View PostYeah - how tulip is that?? Have you lot got no bloody single mates for me...
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
I may be fat but calling me two people it a little harsh! Plus I'm not taken, I'm still fantastic though
Reminds me of something I said to Ned . She was talking about never finding the right man and getting married etc. My contribution:
"If your not married by the age of 40 I'll marry you, either that or buy you lots of cats."
After a brief pause...
"Have you thought of any names for the first batch?"
That went down like a lead ballon.
Single mates? Would you hurt me if I suggested that you'd find a multipack more convenient?
IGYP (I'll get your paddle)
and thanks for getting the paddle - I'll need itBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostHelpful Ted, real helpful
Hey AG....
Holiday was great, wish I'd made more of it now though
Here you go....
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Originally posted by AndyGarbs View Postsee if you bumped into me it would have been a different story
i had my bags packed, passport at the ready just waiting for the callBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Where is everyone?Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostI'm assuming you weren't within her reach when you said that other wise you'd be SP with no balls anymoreComment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostRight, well then - I might aswell lock myself in my flat with a load of alsatians - Bridget Jones style!!Comment
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