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    #97721
    Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
    Right. Off speed dating tonight (taking that old chick there - don't ask I never said I was logical - this was arranged before)

    Anyone want to predict my score (e.g. number of scary marys that ask for my number). Possible choices are between 0 and 16.

    Get voting...erm posting even.
    And if it goes pear shaped just kick her head in
    "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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      #97722
      Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
      Right. Off speed dating tonight (taking that old chick there - don't ask I never said I was logical - this was arranged before)

      Anyone want to predict my score (e.g. number of scary marys that ask for my number). Possible choices are between 0 and 16.

      Get voting...erm posting even.
      It's a good way to consolidate all the year's rejections into one day?

      B00med!

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        #97723
        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
        Though I must admit I'm a bit reluctant to take the panadols that I bought in 1992.

        They smell a bit funny.
        Helped my mum move house on the weekend and she offloaded some old tins of tomatoes, beans etc – turns out most of them went off in 1998
        "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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          #97724
          Originally posted by Jog On View Post
          And if it goes pear shaped just kick her head in
          Excellent advice, you nutjob
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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            #97725
            Originally posted by Jog On View Post
            Helped my mum move house on the weekend and she offloaded some old tins of tomatoes, beans etc – turns out most of them went off in 1998
            Mmmmmmmmm...

            Nicely matured...

            Mmmmmmmmmm...

            It was a good bean vintage, 1998... before they changed the recipe...

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              #97726
              Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
              Mmmmmmmmm...

              Nicely matured...

              Mmmmmmmmmm...

              It was a good bean vintage, 1998... before they changed the recipe...
              Sweety Zeity - you are as crazy as a box of frogs
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                #97727
                Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                Mmmmmmmmm...

                Nicely matured...

                Mmmmmmmmmm...

                It was a good bean vintage, 1998... before they changed the recipe...

                We chucked them out - sorry, I'll check if you want them next time.
                "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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                  #97728
                  Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                  Sweety Zeity - you are as crazy as a box of frogs
                  You've finally realised?

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                    #97729
                    Originally posted by Jog On View Post
                    We chucked them out - sorry, I'll check if you want them next time.
                    Cheers.

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                      #97730
                      see you all in a while

                      off to the flat for a shower, shave, shampoo (although i haven't got much hair) and a s***

                      see ya laterz
                      Married

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