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      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      You sweet talking git... to paraphrase an old Oz joke...
      And a bit obvious...

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        quiet in here today.

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          Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
          I don't do my sister's castoffs
          Ouch .. Git.

          Could be worse. I could be getting set up with a 31 year old music therapist who is possibly going to sing cum-by-yar at me....oh wait.

          Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
          Didn't like to be so blunt but yeah
          What you talking about. I'm way out of your league

          Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
          Girls are watching that stupid Americas next top model.... it's utter tulipe...
          Just remind them that this is what they could (read: should) look like and they are failures for not. Low self esteem will soon get them changing the channel.

          Originally posted by Diver View Post
          It's a defence mechanism, who is going to attack a cute baby
          Me.

          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
          According to the television, I can use the text messaging facility of my mobile telephone to make contact with a variety of bottle-blonde chav females from Essex.

          Anybody ever tried this?

          Maybe I should set up a poll
          No. Next.

          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
          "You'll be texting, flirting and swapping pictures with fit girls in your area instantly!"

          I get the feeling that the swapping of picures would cease the moment they got one of me

          The really weird one is on now... where you can pick up "mature", "older", "divorced" women et al.

          Lord only knows what the target market there is
          Lonely, IT Contractors working away from home in the big smoke?

          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
          BTW, where's BI? He hasn't popped in for a while
          THink he is on a secure contract so no internet access at all where he is working.

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            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            And a bit obvious...
            I specialise in the obvious, that must be obvious...

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              Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
              I specialise in the obvious, that must be obvious...
              morning zeity

              how are you?

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                Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                THink he is on a secure contract so no internet access at all where he is working.
                morning SP

                BI liked to pop in most days though - maybe he found a hotel with no internet either?

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                  morning all

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                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    morning zeity

                    how are you?


                    Better this morning since the work pc booted ok...

                    I've set this CA thingie running again... dunno if it'll do much though.

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                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      morning SP

                      BI liked to pop in most days though - maybe he found a hotel with no internet either?
                      Maybe he just hates you

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