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[cailin maith]

They always look adorable for a few minutes at a time. Then the babies start teething and spend a whole day screaming at you - and believe me they have a loud shriek that piereces your heart. Not much you can do. Or they get colic. And you don't have the energy to go out - fancy spending most nights in for the next few years?

Even at six some have issues. My son has taken to pooing himself to punish us(does it at his mother's too). On top of bad mouthing us at every turn. All his power ranger toys are in the loft until he improves.

Ah God love him - have you taken him to the doctor?

[oracleslave]

28 for DD1. MrsF was 25.
31 for DD2. MrsF was 28.

Never again.

31 for OS1. MrsOS was 32

Haven't built up sufficient courage for OS2 yet.

[cailin maith]

Is that at your place, his place or restaurant?

Restauraunt and maybe cinema... not sure yet.

The alleyway at the back of Burger King.

piss off you

[FiveTimes]

Ah Monkey thats no use to me - I'm 31 now...



That sounds better.... Another couple where Mrs is older than Mr....

The wifey went into labour on her 29th b'day

[cailin maith]

The wifey went into labour on her 29th b'day

Oh yeah - I forgot you were younger... thats ok - 29 - what about next girlie - she's a bit younger than the first isn't she - what age was Mrs Monkey then?

[zeitghost]

Morning everyone......


Do you have to go to a specialist dentist Zeity?

Hiya CM,,,I'm glad you had such a good date....

I've had one particular filling fall out 3 times now, so he is pretty special really.

[FiveTimes]

Oh yeah - I forgot you were younger... thats ok - 29 - what about next girlie - she's a bit younger than the first isn't she - what age was Mrs Monkey then?

I was 30, the wifey was 35 (I think )

[zeitghost]

Baby Bear 2 is due on 10th May, so we have a few weeks to get sorted. Still got names to decide. We've discounted Edward on the basis that 'Teddy Bear' would be a little cruel

May I suggest either Kings Cross or Euston.

Paddington is so 1960s.

[BrilloPad]

Ah God love him - have you taken him to the doctor?

I just can't - I will probably get the blame. And there is not much wrong - there are kids with far worse issues out there. Anyway it should just clear itself up - he is slightly asbergers(I am myself).

Main thing is that when he gets a bee in his bonnet it is something scientific/educational - and not fighting.

[oracleslave]

May I suggest either Kings Cross or Euston.

Paddington is so 1960s.

Or howabout something like Urostar