test please delete

[DS23]

She picked up Mattie's dying head she kissed from cheek to chin
Said it's Mattie Groves I'd rather have than Lord Arlen and all his kin
Lord Arlen and all his kin

[DS23]

Woe is me, woe is me, why staid ye not your hand
For you have killed the fairest lad in all of England
In all of England

[SallyAnne]

Bingo!!!!

Congratulations mate

What did you win?

[DS23]

Congratulations mate

What did you win?

he won: respect, envy & indifference but not in equal measure.

[PRC1964]

Congratulations mate

What did you win?

The winners prize was a week in Brussels.


The runners up got 2 weeks.

[DS23]

do brussels come from brussels?

[DS23]

is tartare sauce made from tartars?

[DS23]

do russians call tomato ketchup red sauce?

[DS23]

Squirrel goes on rampage in Germany
Reuters - Thursday, June 14 01:12 pmBERLIN (Reuters) - An aggressive squirrel attacked and injured three people in a German town before a 72-year-old pensioner dispatched the rampaging animal with his crutch.

The squirrel first ran into a house in the southern town of Passau, leapt from behind on a 70-year-old woman, and sank its teeth into her hand, a local police spokesman said on Thursday.

With the squirrel still hanging from her hand, the woman ran onto the street in panic, where she managed to shake it off.

The animal then entered a building site and jumped on a construction worker, injuring him on the hand and arm, before he managed to fight it off with a measuring pole.

"After that, the squirrel went into the 72-year-old man's garden and massively attacked him on the arms, hand and thigh," the spokesman said. "Then he killed it with his crutch."

The spokesman said experts thought the attack may have been linked to the mating season or because the squirrel was ill.

[James Tiberius Kirk]

Give's me the 'orn

*takes out splatter gun*

hey feck off interloper