test please delete

[Bumfluff]

Many moons ago I got my Astra up to 128mph on a long downhill stretch of motorway. There was a slight right hand bend at the bottom; I turned the wheel and the car carried straight on from the outside land to the hard shoulder where I got grip again and managed to steer back into the inside lane.

That was ... exciting.

Scary, the Audi feels numb to drive at high speed can only drive it fast on a straight

[BrowneIssue]

I prefer curry to chinese

Is that still in reference to "long pig"?

[Diver]

I have just read the last ten posts.

Brain hurts!

[zeitghost]

Has to write everything down...

His hypocampiiiiiii are fecked... poor sod.

[BrowneIssue]

There was an interesting article in New Scientist last year about the interesting diseases that you can catch from gym equipment.


I'm rather glad I haven't been to a gym in nearly 40 years.

I have only been into a gym once since I left school.

I went in and some muscle-bound loud-mouth took the piss out of me as I walked in. I turned round and walked out and haven't been back.

[Bumfluff]

I worked in a greengrocers and then an off-licence in the evenings.

I was offered a job on an electronics components shop but my parents wouldn't let me take it.

I worked at a greengrocers as well setting it up and the stalls outside in the morning before school, I got sacked after a months couldnt make there for 6am was always late nothing has changed now, I never get to clients till past 9:30am but I havent been sacked. My argument for being late is its good for my IR35 status you know turn up when I want no fixed times

[zeitghost]

Many moons ago I got my Astra up to 128mph on a long downhill stretch of motorway. There was a slight right hand bend at the bottom; I turned the wheel and the car carried straight on from the outside land to the hard shoulder where I got grip again and managed to steer back into the inside lane.

That was ... exciting.

Sounds like a sphincter twitching moment there...

[BrowneIssue]

Im not to keen on Olives I had a pizza out yesterday and actually asked them to take the olives off, dont know what it is about them may be I will grow to like them

I didn't like olives at all until a pretty colleague I fancied said she liked them. Then all of a sudden, so did I.

Weird, huh?

[BrowneIssue]

Im nearly out of beer

I'm usually outside a beer. Right now, I'm outside two.

[zeitghost]

I worked in a greengrocers and then an off-licence in the evenings.

I was offered a job on an electronics components shop but my parents wouldn't let me take it.

Very wise: there's no future in electronics.