test please delete

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Is the pope a 7th day adventist

errr - good question.

AS I got the kids baptized today I really should know...

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My wife is convinced that I do these things to get out of doing work

And you aren't?

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I could have posted a very long response to whojamiflip's "got a girl up the stick" thread, but chose not to.

It would have included such remarkable episodes as having a paternity test done which showed that I wasn't the father, then finding out that the owner of the company that did the paternity test had been jailed for sending out fictitious paternity test results, then discussing the fraudulent activity at length over the phone with the Detective Inspector responsible for the investigation (in the same office as my boss and all my colleagues except the receptionist, because that's what happens when you're working in a company that only has eight employees) before having another paternity test done whose results correlated with the original paternity test, all of which means that I'm not the father of that particular (now) seven-year-old child - although he's such a bright, intelligent chap that I would be proud to actually be his father, if I actually was.

But I'm not sure 2uk could follow any of that, so I didn't bother

EDIT: I just thought I'd mention that the mother only contacted me when the child was six weeks old, and never sought to impose any responsibility on me, stating straight away that she would not be looking to me for assistance (financial or otherwise), but that she wouldn't want to deprive me of the opportunity of being involved as much or as little as I chose, if it turned out that he was my child. And she's a lawyer, so she knew her options...

she held all the cards.

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#99292
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Super poster

full house

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A friend of mine did rocket science, with real rockets, for his A Level Physics project, until they found out that his propellant was banned under the Anti-Terrorism Act.

I've got the feeling I've posted about this before...

Well we are all terrorists now...

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#99199
BrowneIssue
Fingers like lightning

pali and four of a kind

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#99200
BrowneIssue
Fingers like lightning

century

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Morning, 5X!

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BrowneIssue
Fingers like lightning

full house

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#99229
BrowneIssue
Fingers like lightning

full house

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Is this a pali?