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[BrowneIssue]

... and the AI commits suicide.

1. My onagers fire on the unit in the village centre.
   
2. The unit at the village centre rushes forward to attack my onagers.
   
3. They get cut down by my archers. They rout and run back to the village centre.
   
4. The onagers wipe them out.
   
5. A unit rushes forward to protect the undefended village centre.
   
6. Goto 1.

[BrowneIssue]

My onagers have run out of ammo.

So now I march the archers forward who massacre everything in their path...

[Diver]

I switch both to "fire at will"...

But what about the rest of the enemy?

[BrowneIssue]

And that's that.

About 800 poorly armed barbarian villagers are once again completely massacred by my 500 highly trained and armed professional Romans.

What a surprise.

What fun!

[BrowneIssue]

But what about the rest of the enemy?

Every single Barbarian is called Billy or William.

It's a tribe thing. You know what these chavs are like.

[BrowneIssue]

You must know the story about the Swansea slapper who had 14 boys and called them all Dafydd.

When asked whether it was inconvenient she said:

"It's great. In the morning I just yell 'Dafydd! Get up.' and 'Dafydd! Get dressed' and 'Dafydd! Go to school.'

When they come home it's 'Dafydd! Your tea's ready' and 'Dafydd! Go to bed.'

"Dead easy" she says.

When asked what she does when she wants to refer to just one of them she said:

"Oh, that's easy. Then I just use his father's surname."

[BrowneIssue]

You must know the story about the Swansea slapper...

I tried localising that tale when I was in Anglesey.

But it doesn't work the same there since a Llanerch-y-medd slapper would only have 4 surnames available to work with...

[Diver]

I tried localising that tale when I was in Anglesey.

But it doesn't work the same there since a Llanerch-y-medd slapper would only have 4 surnames available to work with...

[zeitghost]

But it is hard posting and timing on one's own.

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[BrowneIssue]

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Merely for completeness

But not as 'complete' as it could have been ...

But thank you, regardless!