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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Ok, so everyone is off now. Less than 1000 posts to 100,000 - so should I register 10 accounts and post 20 times per second until getting it? Tough call
    10 accounts would allow you to post once every 3 seconds.

    The new accounts will require moderation so we will have got the 100,000 before the messages get approved.

    The messages will then appear, "injected" before 100,000 - as they are approved, different people will be the 100,000th poster!

    Finally, you would get the 100,000 and it would go to SquirrelTempAccount7 (or whatever) and everyone would laugh at you 'cos AtW didn't get it and none of us would ever believe SquirrelTempAccount7 was you!

    Bad plan.
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      It's all white and fluffy again.

      I wonder if my village will feature on the BBC photos of the day again?
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
        It's all white and fluffy again.

        I wonder if my village will feature on the BBC photos of the day again?
        Morning

        Lashing down with rain here
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
          WTF?

          It shouldn't be doing that... perhaps I used the wrong template

          <scampers off to delve into system>

          Ah cock - made a right fool of myself there

          I used "Save as..." on the pre-existing spider template (as explained earlier) cos it was quick and easy and I wanted to go to the pub... and forgot to take out the refresh

          I am now setting up the appropriate template-template in Eclipse, to ensure that I don't make myself look like such a total cock again
          You took out my favourite feature!

          (BI pretending to be in Typical-Bloody-User mode)
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            Originally posted by Diver View Post
            "Since I won 11 million on the lottery two years ago, none of my mates will talk to me and the girls all seem to think I'm a snob, but I'm not!"

            Take a stick with you to beat them off
            Works for me, every time

            In my dreams...
            NF, I think you have completely missed the point of dreaming.

            Next time, don't use the stick - and see what happens...
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
              Oh, NF.

              I've got work to do.

              That maritime insurance site with piccies is going to distract me all day now.

              I've just seen the $3.4m squashed yacht.

              I once spent 3 days on a "accidents on industrial chemical plants, their potential consequences and how they could be prevented" site. This one looks just as fascinating.
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                Originally posted by Diver View Post
                Morning

                Lashing down with rain here
                Morning, Diver!

                We're living in an Xmas card here.
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                  Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                  That maritime insurance site with piccies is going to distract me all day now.

                  I've just seen the $3.4m squashed yacht.
                  I don't suppose we'll hear much from Diver all day either. That web site must be a marine salvage expert's porn site.
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    morning all

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                      off to church in a few minutes - the first visit today of 2.

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