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Pleased you enjoyed them!Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View PostTook me longer than that to catch up on all the jokes in the jokes thread
Shame I get no credit in my total post count for them - the top posters are people like atw...Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostI can't see it. Has some Scouser nicked it?
oh - apologies - I thought you said scourer
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostSorry.
I have two teddy bears on my desk.
perfect tpd stuff! I know mods/admin will love read that post...
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you can't do that! those poor fish will have to drink it...Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostOne of the perks of being a diver, I suppose, is being able to go whenever you want...Comment
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SleepyOriginally posted by zeitghost View PostAnd how do you feel?
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Does it make you giggle?Originally posted by zeitghost View PostI shall have to look at the wiper mechanism too coz it's making a funny noise.#98089
Well done!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Dont warn him! He might call the police...Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostSomebody tell Radio 1:Hurrah! The weekend-long party has started and it is round at NickFitz's place!
Get some beers in the 'fridge, NF, we're on our way...

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lets not tar all taffs with same brush. they are nice guys. it is just Diver who is the exception to the rule...Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostOi.... there's been a thread on this in General..
Its those taff's that cause the damage in tpdville
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