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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostCM's turned Taff, look you#97279
Well done!
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostEither my eyes have gone really funny, or there's sommat really dire wrong with this pc, but the smoke from the above is making the pixels wobble all the way to the top of the screen...
Or it could be the beer & southern comfort of course.Cocktail Recipe Suggestion
Southern Comfort & Babycham
You will thank me for this.
Ingredients:
- one bottle Southern Comfort
- one pack of Babycham (at least 12 bottles)
- a spouse, girlfriend, lustee, etc.
Method:
1. Mix Southern Comfort and Babycham at about 1:2 ratio over ice.
2. Drink.
3. Experiment with different ratios to see what you like best.
4. Practice making babies.
Southern Comfort & Babycham tastes like a soft drink. It is absolutely gorgeous. It slips down a treat and makes the girls go giggly. Before you know it the bottle is empty and there's underwear on the carpet.
Try it this weekend and you will thank me for it.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by Diver View PostI asked her if she had any Welsh in her, she said "No, and before you ask, I don't want any either"Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View Postbump...#97679
Well done!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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TPDVille
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Meanwhile, we have beautiful clear blue skies here. Not a cloud to be seen.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI do hate infra red miceDrivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postnot yet, but she will be once the medicine kicks in.
Plus the big un was up last night moaning about sore throat, she still is moaning about it.
Happy bloody easter
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Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostPopulation
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Transport
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Criminality
3 %
Pollution
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Meanwhile, we have beautiful clear blue skies here. Not a cloud to be seen.
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