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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    countdown to the gf's operation started - she is on a strict diet and very grumpy.

    she is having keyhole surgery and needs to get her liver size down!
    Buy smaller portions or ask the butcher to dice it

    Just kidding BP's GF
    and cheer up!

    Here!, have a hug
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
      Hey Boys

      Jog are you OK???

      SP - Speed dating should be a laugh... forget the 40 year old and think of the fact that it was an education...
      hi CM

      How is the emerald isle?

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        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        and they all have to go together! at CM's office there are 6 women and 1 cubicle......
        And no webcam, Damn
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          Originally posted by Diver View Post
          Buy smaller portions or ask the butcher to dice it

          Just kidding BP's GF
          and cheer up!

          Here!, have a hug
          it will be good when op completed.

          I think it is just you and me around? no-one listening?

          Want to hear what operation is for?

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            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            it will be good when op completed.

            I think it is just you and me around? no-one listening?

            Want to hear what operation is for?
            Go on then
            Confusion is a natural state of being

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              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              it will be good when op completed.

              I think it is just you and me around? no-one listening?

              Want to hear what operation is for?
              She is having stomach stapled! since the birth her weight issues have got totally out of control and getting worse!

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                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                Baby 6 months old today - moved to own room last night...
                Finally had enough of your snoring has (s)he?



                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  She is having stomach stapled! since the birth her weight issues have got totally out of control and getting worse!
                  Interestingly the doctors want to speak to me! most women doing that operation have partners who oppose it! seems alot of men like fat gf's so they dont attract other men! some men ae so f**k witted

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                    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                    Finally had enough of your snoring has (s)he?



                    gf snores - cos of her weight! gf finds it a huge wrench...

                    So are you back in real-time?

                    BTW baby just woken - I must eed him - later

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                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      I think it is just you and me around? no-one listening?
                      Hear no evil, see no evil, say no evil.

                      That's me.



                      (Except for the snoring thing, obviously.)



                      PS and pali-pinching.
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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