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    #id
    Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
    Wahey.

    Smutty Wednesday will put me in a good mood for the following day which is speed dating day.

    I think I should probably take it more seriously than I am doing at the moment.

    Decided what I should say to each person....

    - Say "No. Next" to everyone that I mean
    - Leave each table by saying. "Well, rather you than me. The next guy's a git".
    - Say "Are you looking for kids? Yes? Great becuase I'm looking for a shag"

    Ok, any wise crack suggestions will be welcomed.
    Tell them all you are a test pilot...

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      #id
      Originally posted by Diver View Post
      Let me explain sock.

      Speed dating does not mean waiting for ten minutes, asking her for a shag and telling her to ferck off when she says no.

      HTH
      No wonder I was always unsuccessful at it...

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        #id
        Originally posted by Jog On View Post
        All gone a bit quiet now Are you all:

        A - Drivelling in General?

        B - Discussing Biscuits?

        C - Discussing Insults?

        D - Discussing web page file extensions?

        E - Banging one out?

        F - In the broom cupbourd with Andyw?
        F - but it is getting a bit busy in here...

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          #id
          Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
          Ok- who is going to start off the smut -

          Hey - anyone know where BP is? not seen him for a while...
          BIG BIG issue came in today - I even had to work mlate

          I have to get cracking first thing tmrw too.

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            #id
            DS23 10,000
            BrilloPad 9,409
            zeitghost 9,408

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              #id
              Originally posted by Bear View Post
              What was it doing there? A bit of valentines shopping at Boodles or De Beers?
              It was just lurking! Like far too many on this thread.

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                #id
                Originally posted by AtW View Post
                It's getting close to my 100,000th post here...
                post 100000

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                  #id
                  #97200
                  FiveTimes
                  Fingers like lightning


                  century

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                    #id
                    #97179
                    Sockpuppet
                    Super poster

                    pali

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                      #id
                      Evening boyos
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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