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maribou stork euph. A fixed bayonet; the old Adam. A bone-on.I don't know my arse from an hole in the groundComment
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Marmite motorway n. Anus; arsehole; back passage.I don't know my arse from an hole in the groundComment
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mash v. To fondle a lady's baps in a very eager fashion, as if testing them to destruction.I don't know my arse from an hole in the groundComment
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me pn. Personal pronoun used at the end of a sentence to emphasise preference. "For all these wenches are beauteous fair, and I doth admire them all, me." (from 'Act III, Scene 2 of 'Romeo and Juliet,' by William Shakespeare).I don't know my arse from an hole in the groundComment
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