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    'n' the little girls that live in those old worlds take my kind hand

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      maribou stork euph. A fixed bayonet; the old Adam. A bone-on.
      I don't know my arse from an hole in the ground

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        my smile is stuck i cannot go back to your frownland

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          Marmite motorway n. Anus; arsehole; back passage.
          I don't know my arse from an hole in the ground

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            i cannot go back to your frownland

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              Marmite driller euph. See brownpipe engineer.
              I don't know my arse from an hole in the ground

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                Mary Hinge n. Spooneristic biffer (qv).
                I don't know my arse from an hole in the ground

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                  mash v. To fondle a lady's baps in a very eager fashion, as if testing them to destruction.
                  I don't know my arse from an hole in the ground

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                      me pn. Personal pronoun used at the end of a sentence to emphasise preference. "For all these wenches are beauteous fair, and I doth admire them all, me." (from 'Act III, Scene 2 of 'Romeo and Juliet,' by William Shakespeare).
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