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    #89461
    A banana and a Cereal bar for breakfast.

    This Diet is going to kill me.

    I told her! This is not a pot belly. This is the bonnet of a powerful and finely tuned sex machine
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      #89462
      The uncontrolled laughter really hurt
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        #89463
        Originally posted by Diver View Post
        Yes but why bother?

        To tell the truth, my only goal was godlike. the rest is just because I'm bored to tears right now.
        And you didn't get "godlike" anyway!
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          #89464
          The House At The Other End

          I'm trying to sort out a phone line and broadband for The House At The Other End.

          I phoned BT and they made it so complicated I had to give up with the phone call.

          So I'm looking online.

          How are you supposed to choose between the millions of options?
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            #89465
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            Why have I got no work to do!
            Because you are an unfairly lucky contractor who is being paid to do nothing.

            Don't knock it.
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              #89466
              Oh god...give me strength....

              Went down the pub with a mate and his misses last night.

              Seriously. Get a ******* room. They did nothing but examine the back of each others throats. I spent most of the time considering a non harsh way of saying.... "er I'm still here ffs". I just hoped the earth would swallow me up .... it didn't. So instead I went to play with the pub dog and feed him prawn cocktail crisps.


              Does this piss anyone else off? I mean don't get me wrong I'm just bitter, twisted and single.

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                #89467
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                The neighbour's child (born 11 days b4 my son) had a blood clot. Was about to die. was told only chance of life was a drug used 22 times in world before with 50% success rate.

                It sorted it...
                52.17%
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  #89468
                  Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                  Does this piss anyone else off?
                  Yes. It is boring being the gooseberry.

                  Did you consider suggesting a spit roast?
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    #89469
                    Originally posted by Diver View Post
                    I wish you lot would stop talking about work!
                    I'm going out of my skull with boredom here.
                    I would give my right arm to be back in work.

                    wrong analogy really
                    #94449





                    Well done!
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      #89470
                      Originally posted by Katie View Post
                      El Diablo - I created myself! Much to everyone's delight I have been a number of fembots and now I am currently the same person as CM which I am sure CM isn't too pleased about
                      A very cryptic confession.
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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