one day I hope to find out where their drains run. a few bags of quick drying cement should stop them abusing children for a few days.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostSo the op was a success?
Lots of alarms round here this morning - quite spooky.
Yeah - no probs. It was minor op. He was really good
Not sure about the anaesthetist though. He was telling us how 'cos he had a bit of a cough, he may not wake up as easily as normal and that he might struggle and go blue etc. But that he would deal with it. But we wouldn't see it anyway.
So why tell us then!?! Talk about scaring us silly!!Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Originally posted by Bear View PostI meant the fire.
Anyway - it's stopped now. Apparently someone hit the alarm by accident
Idiot!!
Who? Me!
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It happened in an East London court. took a week to sort out the problems...Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postone day I hope to find out where their drains run. a few bags of quick drying cement should stop them abusing children for a few days.Comment
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There is nothing quite as scary as watching ones child being wheeled away to surgeryOriginally posted by Bear View PostYeah - no probs. It was minor op. He was really good
Not sure about the anaesthetist though. He was telling us how 'cos he had a bit of a cough, he may not wake up as easily as normal and that he might struggle and go blue etc. But that he would deal with it. But we wouldn't see it anyway.
So why tell us then!?! Talk about scaring us silly!!
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really pleased it went well.Originally posted by Bear View PostYeah - no probs. It was minor op. He was really good
Not sure about the anaesthetist though. He was telling us how 'cos he had a bit of a cough, he may not wake up as easily as normal and that he might struggle and go blue etc. But that he would deal with it. But we wouldn't see it anyway.
So why tell us then!?! Talk about scaring us silly!!
I think it is good that the anaethatist trusts you with the truth. I hate it when they treat me like an idiot! they clearly recognized you as a sane sensible person.Comment
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At least it is better than burning forests and dumping asbestos...Originally posted by Diver View PostWho? Me!
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A bit of grinding paste mixed with the engine oil. it takes days to start working and by then the engine us totally beyond repairOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostIt happened in an East London court. took a week to sort out the problems...Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Stroustrup doesn't like to hear his brainchild referred to as an object-oriented programming (OOP) language, though he allowed that its main contribution was to make OOP mainstream. "Before C++, 99.9 per cent of programmers never even heard of it OOP," he said during a post-session Q&A. "Those who'd heard of it believed that it was only for slow graphics written by geniuses."
Still, he'd rather we call it a "multi-paradigm programming language."
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From The Register developer. http://www.regdeveloper.co.uk/2008/0...super_session/
I think I prefer OOP.Comment
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top tip! I shall pass the info on.Originally posted by Diver View PostA bit of grinding paste mixed with the engine oil. it takes days to start working and by then the engine us totally beyond repair
Not that I condone such actions.Comment
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