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    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    Ah, Diver is another one. Unlucky fella. Unfortunately for you, I am in a position where I can continue to be smug.
    Uh-huh. Now there's a plea for attention if ever I read one.

    C'mon Xen baby, tell us all about why you feel so smug.

    We'd love to hear all about it.

    Open up your heart to us and because ours are open for you.

    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
      Erm, you started it.

      Quite enjoying disrupting the CUK wavers.
      attention



      PS who lurves ya, Xen baby?
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        Originally posted by Diver View Post
        I have been with my wife for a very long time (over thirty years) and we have a very loving relationship, she is by best friend as well as my wife, I am financially secure for the rest of my life if I never work another day. how is that unfortunate?

        And your reasons for being smug?
        See, Xen baby? Even Diver cares for you here in TPD. And he's harder than fcuking nails.
        #90509





        Well done!
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          I won.

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            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            Why dont you tell us about your lunch?
            Hang on ...

            ... ...

            ... it is sort of yellow and bubbly and contains diced carrots.

            HTH

            I don't eat diced carrots.
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              Originally posted by AtW View Post
              I won.
              Good.
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
                In this context of course I was referring to being single and not having children.

                I enjoyed your reply though. Would you like to discuss cars and houses? Maybe willy size?

                Aha! I am beginning to see what you want to talk about.

                Is your car too small?

                Is your house too small?

                Is it your inability to form a relationship?

                Is your disappointment at not having fathered children?

                Is it to do with your manhood - do you want to know if you are "normal"?



                It's OK, Xen baby. Every one of those things has been discussed in TPD in the past five months to my knowledge. And in each case we all benefited and felt better.

                Tell us all about it. You know you want to.
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  Enjoy the palinilap, whoever you are. I've got to go and bottle some beer...
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    Originally posted by Diver View Post
                    I have been with my wife for a very long time (over thirty years) and we have a very loving relationship, she is by best friend as well as my wife, I am financially secure for the rest of my life if I never work another day. how is that unfortunate?
                    Your old?

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                      I dedicate this pail to:

                      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                      Enjoy the palinilap, whoever you are. I've got to go and bottle some beer...

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