The sun never sets on the British empire even now.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostThe sun never sets on the British empire even now.Comment
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Originally posted by Gonzo View PostOr perhaps not.#90000
Well done!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI must start my city terms masterclass here soon...
Prospect for expansion = Will need loads more investment
Good investment = Insane gamble
Secure investment = see above
Sound investment = The voices in my head told me
Market flux = Recession
Bold investor = Idiot using other peoples money
Sub prime lender = greedy gambler
Sub prime borrower = Idiot optimist
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Diver, whatever came of the Smiley Mexican Wave? That was yours, not zeity's wasn't it?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIt s silly that England have "God save the queen" as anthem - it applies to Scotland too...
Verse six:
Lord grant that Marshal Wade
May by thy mighty aid
Victory bring
May he sedition hush
And like a torrent rush
Rebellious Scots to crush
God save the KingConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostI think the mods are having a bit of fun with us#90009
Well done!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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