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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostI used to like you.Comment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostI was?
I'd better pop over and give him a big
I think some people here find him and Churchill a bit robust - IMO they are spot on. you cant be too sensitve here - we are supposed to be businessmen.
best to call a spade a spade - rather than an optimum logic sub stratum revelation device...Comment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostTrying to sneak ahead again BP
what are the scores? I assumed you were still in front?Comment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostWeekend posting is strictly reserved for us genuine saddo'sComment
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zeitghost 9,157
BrilloPad 8,333
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sorry Diver - please feel free to get back to your rightful place.Comment
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A man is stranded on a desert island for 10 years.
One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit.
Man: "Hi! I am so happy to see you."
Girl: "Hi! It seems like you've been here a long time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
Man: "It's been 10 years!"
With this information the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man a cigarette.
Man: "Thank you so much!"
Girl: "So tell me how long has it been since you had a drink?"
Man: "It's been 10 years!"
The girl unzips another pocket on her wet suit and comes out with a flask of whiskey and gives the man a drink.
Man: "Thank you so much. You are like a miracle!"
Girl (starting to unzip the front of her wet suit): "So tell me then, how long has it been since you played around?"
Man: "Oh, my God, don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there, too...!"Comment
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Latest: Ireland 6-3 Wales
after 34 minutes. looks like a good game.
I hope CM and her date are enjoying it...Comment
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