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    #id
    ...by her recently single mates. "He's only after one thing".


    Erm....sha....what else do people go on dates for.

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      #id
      Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
      Even thought it was almost sabotaged...
      CM?
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        #id
        Originally posted by Diver View Post
        Details man, Details

        > Diver in pervert mode<
        normal

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          #id
          Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
          Originally posted by Bear View Post
          Indeed - it'll make you go blind. Apparently
          Urban myth.

          Trust me.
          Conversation at the Games Club one night:

          Me: "Where's your little (16) brother?"

          Chairman: "He's at home seeing if he can wink himself to death."

          Me: "Can't be done. I spent years trying."

          Chairman: "We kinda worked that out when we first met you."

          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            #id
            Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
            ...by her recently single mates. "He's only after one thing".


            Erm....sha....what else do people go on dates for.
            Oh! that old sawhorse
            Confusion is a natural state of being

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              #id
              Originally posted by Diver View Post
              CM?
              Erm. No.

              Why would CM sabotage my date. I mean I know she secretly wants me but sabotage is a little far.

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                #id
                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                Conversation at the Games Club one night:

                Me: "Where's your little (16) brother?"

                Chairman: "He's at home seeing if he can wink himself to death."

                Me: "Can't be done. I spent years trying."

                Chairman: "We kinda worked that out when we first met you."



                Totally lost What I was going to post now
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by Diver View Post
                  Oh! that old sawhorse
                  sorewhore
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                    Erm. No.

                    Why would CM sabotage my date. I mean I know she secretly wants me but sabotage is a little far.
                    You wish! Pervert


                    Mine! mine I tells yer
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by AndyGarbs View Post
                      whats welsh for platform then ???
                      Banananana!
                      #89598





                      Well done!
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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