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A mate of mine was at home with his brother, mucking about playing cricket in the front garden, one summer weekend, years ago. His brother was annoying him (a lot) by thwacking the ball as hard as possible and making him run all the way to the end of the street to collect it. My mate resolved to hit that damn ball as hard as humanly possible, as they switched sides.
His mother just so happened to be a dog breeder - chihuahuas, strange little dogs.
Rocky, the 'stud' chihuahua, with a puffed up little hairy chest, pointy ears, an annoying yap and an odd little trot of a walk, was watching this game with keen interest.
It was at the moment the brother bowled to my mate - as my mate threw all his strength into sending that ball into orbit - that Rocky lost all presence of mind, and decided to hurl himself through the air and sink his tiny teeth into that ball.
Little Rocky soared over no less than 3 garden fences, and landed in a pond with a distant 'splash'.
After Rocky came back from the vets, he still had that funny little trot, but never quite in a straight line, and he used to bump into things a lot, and his little bark was more of a funny squeaking noise.
True story. Had me in utter stitches that did.
Nearly died laughing when I went round to his house and saw the difference in Rocky - a little demented chihuahua that couldn't walk straight.
His mum didn't see the funny side.Comment
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Something to cheer you up on a Friday afternoon:
Originally posted by administrator View PostLOL - I thought that would give you all something to help pass Friday afternoon. Honestly... If TPD is slow then it is slow, as long as it does not affect the rest of the forum or the main site (which is on this box too) then nothing will happen to it.
Will also look at optimising the server a bit over the weekend to see if page load time can't be improved. Must say the load time is really good from here but will see over the next week how things look before suggesting that optimizing the tables had any effect.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostA mate of mine was at home with his brother, mucking about playing cricket in the front garden, one summer weekend, years ago. His brother was annoying him (a lot) by thwacking the ball as hard as possible and making him run all the way to the end of the street to collect it. My mate resolved to hit that damn ball as hard as humanly possible, as they switched sides.
His mother just so happened to be a dog breeder - chihuahuas, strange little dogs.
Rocky, the 'stud' chihuahua, with a puffed up little hairy chest, pointy ears, an annoying yap and an odd little trot of a walk, was watching this little game with keen interest.
It was at the moment the brother bowled to my mate - as my mate threw all his strength into sending that ball into orbit - that Rocky lost all presence of mind, and decided to hurl himself through the air and sink his tiny teeth into that ball.
Little Rocky soared over no less than 3 garden fences, and landed in a pond with a distant 'splash'.
After Rocky came back from the vets, he still had that funny little trot, but never quite in a straight line, and he used to bump into things a lot, and his little bark was more of a funny squeaking noise.
True story. Had me in utter stitches that did.
Nearly died laughing when I went round to his house and saw the difference in Rocky - a little demented chihuahua that couldn't walk straight.
His mum didn't see the funny side.
Xen I said shaggy! calm down and take one of the pills the nice doctor lady gave you.
And put your trousers back onConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI hoped we were going to take zeity together?Comment
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Just made another printed circuit board.
This one will use a pick to light up 10 leds according to a count...
My life is so exciting.Comment
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Originally posted by Xenophon View PostSomething to cheer you up on a Friday afternoon:Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostI love shaggy dog stories
Xen I said shaggy! calm down and take one of the pills the nice doctor lady gave you.
And put your trousers back onRule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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