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[BrilloPad]

not many horses in sidcup.

though I suppose there a quite a few women who look like horses - depends in which pub you go in...

[Katie]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Katie
No I have just been trying to keep my horse fit for the up and coming show season honey! It is hard work!

When is your next show? I thought you were with the bf as it is a weekday? not many horses in sidcup.

The horses are kept just down the road from my mum's so near Hartley! Yes I do see the "bf" but the horses come first, they are like my children. I am nto sure yet probably at the end of March beginning of April! Of course BP you will get an invite!

[AndyGarbs]

i will put this in the joke thread but i thought it funny so here goes


> Why men don't write advice column's!


> Dear John,

> I hope you can help me here.

> The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house
> watching the TV.
>
> I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out
> and the car stopped. I walked back home to get my husband's help.
>
> When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a
> neighbor lady.
>
> I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years.
>
> When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having
> an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave
> him.
>
> He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been
> feeling increasingly depressed and worthless.
>
> I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has
> become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him
> anymore.
>
> Can you please help?
>
> Sincerely, Sheila
>
>
> *
> Answer: *
>
> Dear Sheila:
>
> A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
> variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no
> debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding
> the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches
> solve the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty,
> causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.
>
> I hope this helps.
> John

[Katie]

though I suppose there a quite a few women who look like horses - depends in which pub you go in...

Ha Ha Well the Hogs Head is full of scum! The portrait seems okay and The Metro is full of stinky students!

[AndyGarbs]

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AndyGarbs
More time posting than coding

pali

thanks BP - i thought 'Keith' was calling me sweetie earlier

no one calls me that

[Xenophon]

WTF is going on with the world. You people cannot be real.

[BrilloPad]

i will put this in the joke thread but i thought it funny so here goes


> Why men don't write advice column's!


> Dear John,

> I hope you can help me here.

> The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house
> watching the TV.
>
> I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out
> and the car stopped. I walked back home to get my husband's help.
>
> When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a
> neighbor lady.
>
> I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years.
>
> When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having
> an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave
> him.
>
> He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been
> feeling increasingly depressed and worthless.
>
> I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has
> become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him
> anymore.
>
> Can you please help?
>
> Sincerely, Sheila
>
>
> *
> Answer: *
>
> Dear Sheila:
>
> A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
> variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no
> debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding
> the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches
> solve the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty,
> causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.
>
> I hope this helps.
> John

oh dear - I can see the regulars getting in a about this.

Or is it just me who is not allowed to post jokes here?

[AndyGarbs]

i can claim its drivel

[BrilloPad]

The horses are kept just down the road from my mum's so near Hartley! Yes I do see the "bf" but the horses come first, they are like my children. I am nto sure yet probably at the end of March beginning of April! Of course BP you will get an invite!

I will turn up - just let me know.

sure you are not coming to the baptism?

I though you stayed at the bf's place during the week while you commuting into work?

[BrilloPad]

i can claim its drivel

I claim that counting is drivel but it seems to upset the regulars. one should always try to integrate. observe rules. like no deleting...