Originally posted by SallyAnne
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I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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Originally posted by The Lone GunmanOh, I thought you liked me , pleeeeeeeaaaase.
I found my original post...
So, the last flat I rented was in a shared building (4 flats in one house).
The 60ish year old couple next door to me were also the caretakers of the buliding.
One night I walked home from work (in the pouring rain), got into the flat, was soaked through (even underwear was soaking) and started to undress, when I heard a knock on my door.
I quickly just hoyed a white t-shirt over my wet bra and opened the door. It was the caretaker bloke from next door.
he needed to come in and check my faucet in the bathroom as there was a leak outside.
I let him in, took him to the bathroom, and just as he was messing on over the toilet I realised there were 2 vibrators lying in my sink
I went bright red, as did he. Then (as if in slow motion) he got REALY flusterred and legged it out the flat. I caught sight of myself in the mirror and my white t-shirt had clung in a see-through way to my soaking bra!!!!
He never came back.
Bloody oldies
Seriously true storyThe pope is a tard.Comment
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Thanks for sharing that darling (again).
Sorry, cant post a lot. Invited out for a leaving do.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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Originally posted by The Lone GunmanThanks for sharing that darling (again).
Sorry, cant post a lot. Invited out for a leaving do.
Have funThe pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by The Lone GunmanThanks for sharing that darling (again).
Sorry, cant post a lot. Invited out for a leaving do.Comment
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Originally posted by DS23steve was the last of the normans.SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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Originally posted by SallyAnneI found my original post...
So, the last flat I rented was in a shared building (4 flats in one house).
The 60ish year old couple next door to me were also the caretakers of the buliding.
One night I walked home from work (in the pouring rain), got into the flat, was soaked through (even underwear was soaking) and started to undress, when I heard a knock on my door.
I quickly just hoyed a white t-shirt over my wet bra and opened the door. It was the caretaker bloke from next door.
he needed to come in and check my faucet in the bathroom as there was a leak outside.
I let him in, took him to the bathroom, and just as he was messing on over the toilet I realised there were 2 vibrators lying in my sink
I went bright red, as did he. Then (as if in slow motion) he got REALY flusterred and legged it out the flat. I caught sight of myself in the mirror and my white t-shirt had clung in a see-through way to my soaking bra!!!!
He never came back.
Bloody oldies
Seriously true story
Very Very funny!!! Thanks SASA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.(whatever these are)Comment
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blar blar blarSA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.(whatever these are)Comment
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Originally posted by The Lone GunmanThanks for sharing that darling (again).
Sorry, cant post a lot. Invited out for a leaving do.Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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