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    Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
    Thanks, I'd like to thank all the little people who helped me on the way to this award. But it is my job to know tulip like that.

    If you really get bored I'll start listing the permitted axle weights allowed on UK roads and the weights at which you need to notify the police. Yes, yes. I can see you're all jealous.
    ...take another +5...
    Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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      Originally posted by Diver View Post
      Then you still have time to meet someone that you will happily spend the rest of your days with.

      There is nothing worse than going through life without people to care for that care for you.

      I truly hope that you find a partner that makes you as happy (and smug) as I am.
      I speak for all single CUKers when I say.

      "Thanks for rubbing it in Grandad."



      Right. I'm off to watch MTV really loud because it'll annoy him

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        Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
        Yeah, but back on topic, I'm 33.



        /dance machine
        "smidgen" hardly equates to 10% now, does it?
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          Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
          Yeah, but back on topic, I'm 33.



          /dance machine
          Middle age closing rapidly then

          Party time is nearly over.

          Body is starting to degrade.

          Faculties starting to fade a little

          Sorry if this depresses you
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            I swapped PMs and she knows alot about my local area.

            I was in SW London until I got divorced (Tooting Bec - Bevin Square).

            Now I am SE London - near New Eltham Station.

            But New Eltham is just on Kent border - I am 200 yards from Dartford postcode.

            I have now invited her to the kids baptism - lets see if she turns up...
            I am from SW London (Fulham), what's so important about it?
            "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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              Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
              "smidgen" hardly equates to 10% now, does it?
              Can't believe you want to go there, buddy. IIRC at the last CUK do down here it took 4 bottle of champers, a shed load of Red Bull, some class A drugs and a lot of passionate dialogue from you to convince the congregation that you were the age you said you were and not a fair bit older.

              Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                I speak for all single CUKers when I say.

                "Thanks for rubbing it in Grandad."



                Right. I'm off to watch MTV really loud because it'll annoy him


                Stop dumping your birds after 1 night stands then
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  Nothing, that is why BP doesn't live there anymore!

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                    Originally posted by Jog On View Post
                    I am from SW London (Fulham), what's so important about it?
                    Apparantly I can't park my lorry there...
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                      Originally posted by Katie View Post
                      Nope, otherwise you get charged as you are entering..."London's low emission zone!"
                      And when will they extend it to cars?

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