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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    I have been with my wife for a very long time (over thirty years) and we have a very loving relationship, she is by best friend as well as my wife, I am financially secure for the rest of my life if I never work another day. how is that unfortunate?
    What he said, apart from the 30 years and being secure for the rest of my life

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      Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
      Erm, you started it.

      Quite enjoying disrupting the CUK wavers.





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        cob, pear and an apple for lunch

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          Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
          In this context of course I was referring to being single and not having children.

          I enjoyed your reply though. Would you like to discuss cars and houses? Maybe willy size?

          Ok! 31 houses, 2 commercial properties, 1 car = 4x4, 1 truck = LDV crewcab tipper. 1 Boat. I large touring caravan, £2,000,173,423.68 in the bank as of this now.
          Houses not including my home.
          size only about 8" but wife is happy.

          SMUG!
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            I do - my ass is killing me and my tummy too - I guess that means it worked
            What are you training for?

            Is it to give "Keith" a kicking?
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              Originally posted by Diver View Post


              You are one sick individual
              I try, I really really try...

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                Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                cob, pear and an apple for lunch
                cob? is that a horse?

                Are you French?

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                  Originally posted by zeitghost View Post


                  Hello pumpkin

                  Hey sweetheart!

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                    Originally posted by AndyGarbs View Post
                    is
                    one
                    realise

                    sorry Katie, i'm in picky mode
                    We don't spell check in TPD, new boy!
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                      Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                      Hey sweetheart!



                      Ah.

                      You've changed back...

                      Does it hurt?


                      When people change into werewolves it seems quite painful, never seen anyone change into a pumpkin though...

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