test please delete

[PRC1964]

I'm not convinced it worked though.

[PRC1964]

Then there were the "whacky" lot at a major publishing house who called all their servers after Egyptian Pharoes.

[Colemanisor]

Well, lunch was better than usual.

Mmmmmm, steak, bacon & cheese burger, fries, salad, washed down with 4 bottles Magners - nice!

[Clownio]

AS in.........

Centurion: Romanes eunt domus, "People called Romanes they go the house"?

Brian It-it says, "Romans, go home"!

Centurion: No, it doesn't! What's Latin for "Roman"? [grabs Brian's ear] Come on, come on!

Brian: Romanus!

Centurion: Goes like?

Brian: Annus!

Centurion: Vocative plural of annus is...?

Brian: Anni?

Centurion: [writes] Romani. And eunt? What is eunt?

Brian: "Go"! Let-

Centurion: Conjugate the verb "to go".

Brian: Ire; eo, is, it, imus, itis, eunt!

Centurion: So eunt is...?

Brian: Third person plural, present indicative. "They go!"

Centurion: But "Romans, go home" is an order, so you must use the...?

Brian: The... imperative!

Centurion: Which is...?

Brian: I!

Centurion: [twisting Brian's ear] How many Romans?

Brian: [yelling] I.. Plural, plural! Ite, ite!

Centurion: [writing] Ite. Domus? Nominative? But "go home", it is motion
towards, isn't it, boy?

Brian: Dative, sir!
[The centurion promptly draws his swords and presses it against Brian's throat. Brian yells:]
No, not dative! Not the dative, sir! No! The... accusative, accusative!

Domum, sir, ad domum!

Centurion: Except that domus takes the...?

Brian: The locative, sir!

Centurion: Which is?

Brian: Domum!

Centurion: [writing] Domum... -um [sheathing his sword] Understand?
[Brian nods eagerly]

Now, write it out a hundred times!

Brian: Yes, sir, thank you, sir! Hail Caesar!

Centurion: Hail Caesar. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off!

Brian: Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar and everything, sir!

[PRC1964]

Typing Amenemhet and Neferneferuaten along with a host of others into documents was not fun.

[PRC1964]

Heptepsekhemwy was a bugger too

[Clownio]

Monty Python's Medical Love Song

Inflammation of the foreskin reminds of your smile
I've had ballanital chancroids for quite a little while
I gave my heart to NSU that lovely night in June
I ache for you my darling, and I hope you get well soon

My clapped-out genitalia is not so bad for me
As the complete and utter failure every time I try to pee
My doctor says my buboes are the worst he's ever seen
My scrotum's painted orange and my balls are turning green

My heart is vert tender though the parts are awful raw
You might have been infected but you never were a bore
I'm dying of your love, my love, I'm your spirochaetal clown
I've left my body to science but I'm afraid they've turned it down

My penile warts your herpes, my syphilitic sores
Your moenelial infetion, how I miss you more and more
Your dnob's itch my scrumpox, our lovely gonorrhoea
At least we both were lying when we said that we were clear

Our syphilic kisses sealed the secret of our tryst
You gave me scrotal pustules with a quick flick of your wrist
Your trichovaginitis sent shivers down my spine
I got snail tracks in my anus when you spirochaetes met mine

Gonoccalurethritis, streptocalbalinitis, Meningo myelitis,
diplococcal cephalitis, Epididymitis interstitial keratitis
Syphilitic choroiditis and anterior uveitis

[n5gooner]

ClownioDid you have a good sids?
Oh and Ive been asked to goto Paris by you know who....

[n5gooner]

Fecking business......my life would so much easier without them.

[The Lone Gunman]

Slowed down a bit this afternoon hasn't it?