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[Diver]

Not really the sharpest knife in the set then...

A complete and utter pillock.

[cailin maith]

The big girl!!

A 'nice' text message indeed - whatever next? Cooking dinner for you!

With any luck...

Not that you are jealous or anything...

No he's not... he knows how much I love him

or Massaging your weary naked body with baby oil.


Get back Bear! Back I say

Perv

CM has a boyfriend, CM has a boyfriend, CM has a boyfriend, CM has a boyfriend, CM has a boyfriend, CM has a boyfriend, CM has a boyfriend,

I bet you were so pleased, you put on a clean string vest to celebrate

I did but I always put a clean one on for you guys

there you go

Pretend it's from CM, tongue as well

[Katie]

I know Mickey (the name of my MINI) is devastated! All bruised and battered! Heartbroken! All the money I saved up... do not say it is just a piece of metal!

Thanks for the kiss! A knife would be appreciated if I ever find the a hole that did this!

[Diver]

But looking on the bright side, he didn't set fire to it all in your carport on a Sunday afternoon...

Insurance claim

[TheFaQQer]

Afternoon!

Hey BP and Diver!

Bear before you ask... Mr Bear is fine!

I'm not though someone smashed into my gorgeous car this mornign on the way to work and just drove off without even stopping! I can't believe it! I am heartbroken and aching!

Oh no - are you alright, Katie?

Would you like a sweetie?

[zeitghost]

Most of it was red bills and final demands.

He lost his job just before Christmas.

So he won't notice another 12 credit cards then...

[Katie]

My neck and back hurt!

I don't really like sweets maybe just a jug of Woo Woo though?

[Diver]

I know Mickey (the name of my MINI) is devastated! All bruised and battered! Heartbroken! All the money I saved up... do not say it is just a piece of metal!

Thanks for the kiss! A knife would be appreciated if I ever find the a hole that did this!

No! it's a Mini.

Junk is the word we were going to use

[Katie]

No! it's a Mini.

Junk is the word we were going to use

A new MINI at least so not a piece of junk better than a Passat anywho!

[Diver]

I have to go lay down.

Pills have kicked in big time